Cough On Me
My hands are always sweaty lmao
6Teen // Seattle
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things I love about this
- someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
- the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
- “live harmless reptile”
- her face
- the tortoise’s face
that is a snapping turtle and is the exact opposite of a harmless reptile
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i do not love dogs any more
haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog
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my son preparing me dinner
what’s he making?
my favorite food, dense plastic bricks
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